Vyrun -Cake Seeker, 1st Class- otherwise known as "Mr. Anderson," "Spud McTaterfish," or "Velcro,"(also spelled Velkro) is a 15-year-old artist with a knack for psychology and a love for energy drinks and video games.

Where Vyrun came from is not a sure fact. No one is entirely certain. While his mother will swear on her life that he was a c-section baby, facts and evidence point elsewhere, such as; he's a spawn from hell, Jesus reincarnated, the Grim Reaper's nephew, the result of some crazy experiment in an unknown laboratory somewhere, the real-life version of "Neo Anderson," the result of mixing a pure awesomeness molecule with Richard Anderson's genes, The result of spontaneous human materialization, something else/other, or all of the above.

Whatever the cause for his appearance on this Earth, it is known that it happened in Phoenix, Arizona, his "birthplace." He was found there by a band of time-traveling bamboo-people from the future, who brought him to a nearby hospital and created the illusion of his birth for the doctors and the couple with whom they placed the burden of his care, using their decieve-o-matics. They then endowed Vyrun with the blessing of the almighty lemons and left for the 1960's to get their groove on. Vyrun has said that he is, and always will be grateful to the Bamboo people for their kindness and hospitality towards him as a random infant in Arizona. After a few years in Phoenix, his parents divorced and he and his mom moved to New Jersey, where he resides now.


Vyrun discovered hidden superpowers within himself on a trip to Philadelphia a few years ago. A crazed KKK member/Kimodo Dragon/scorpion hybrid with a radioactive bottle of oxyclean attacked him, and instead of dying like the rest, it awakened his hidden superhuman abilities. He fought off the Kimodo Klux Klan leader, and when he did, another super villain emerged to take his place. One by one he fought off villain after villain. Among this horde were likes of the undead half-machine man Hitler and his army of undead nazis, the evil Steve Jobs, with the ability to turn anything into an evil, sentient Apple Product, Oprah's evil twin sister, George, the brainwashed Mayor of Pittsburgh, and so on. He finally came to the end of this evil line-up and found their employer, who we all had previously thought to have died on the tiolet; Elvis Pressly. Elvis raised a horde of radioactive groupies to wear Vyrun out before trying to kill him, but in the end failed. However, Vyrun sacrificed his memory of his superheroism and powers to defeat the evil, washed-up King of Rock and free Philadelphia from the clutches of supervillainy. He only remembered all of this when he found the key to the city of Philadelphia, which he had been awarded for his acts, in the deeper recesses of his bedroom. He then provided unrefutable proof of his being that superhero to the public when questioned, such as the in-depth explanation of how he performed some of these feats that had previously not existed, and also about eighty different lie-detector tests. Daily. For nine weeks.

After his return to New Jersey, until the re-jogging of his memory, Vyrun attended a private school for children with autism, and social or learning disorders. Through alternative healing and a lot of self-work he got rid of many of the more difficult aspects of his aspergers, and is now said to be more socially apt than a lot of "normal" people out there. He has gotten rid of about 70% of the autism that rendered him unable to communicate little further than a sentence per conversation during early childhood.


Now his activities include doing various forms of artwork and animation (mostly drawing and Flash Animation), searching for the Cake, (the Cake which, according to the writing on the walls of the Aperture Science Labs, is a lie. But those writings were put there by people who were driven mad by a psychopath A.I. named GLaDOS so he doesn't believe them), being somewhat of a psychologist for many of his peers, and playing video games. He also enjoys writing (mostly fiction), hanging out with his friends, making new friends, listening to music, dancing foolishly (on purpose), and being cynical, sadistic and downright opinionated in a satiric or comedic fashion. He also loves sarcasm and making others laugh to no end.